YOU KEPT ASKING SO HERE THEY ARE! Now back in stock and cooler then ever!
(XL SIZE)

CHEMICAL GUYS HEAVY DUTY, PROFESSIONAL GRADE, STATUS CREATING T-SHIRT.  JOIN THE CHEMICAL GUYS FAMILY IN STYLE. Show your friends and customers that you are "Professional Grade" with a premium quality flat out awesome Chemical Guys Shirt.

THESE CHEMICAL GUYS SHIRTS COME PRINTED ON BOTH SIDES WITH A FRIENDLY CHUBBY SKULL IMAGE. THE CG SKULL IS THE CHEMICAL GUYS LOGO THAT COMES ON ALL OF OUR HIGHER END PROFESSIONAL GRADE PRODUCTS.

To increase the coolness factor of the shirt, the image on the front of the shirt is big and off centered like us, making it the ideal shirt to wear while working, going out, celebrating birthdays, wedding, funerals, and much more.  The back of the shirt has a smaller size Chemical Guys Chubby Skull Logo, that just looks great!  The low-key color choices make this Chemical Guys shirt easy to color coordinate with any outfit, making it an all-day shirt, meaning that you can wear it all day and even when you go out.

Note: Our shirts have 2 sides, AWESOME! More value, this means both your front and back will be covered at all times reducing chest and back hair exposure.

THE CHEMICAL GUYS SHIRT COMES IN 2 SIZES LARGE AND X-LARGE.  Due to popular demand we will be offering a women's size ASAP.  The Chemical Guys shirt is 100% machine washer friendly and uses In-Bed technologies to silkscreen the shirt.  We Like getting things done In-Bed and so we though the concept "In-Bed" was great, even though no one here had any idea what it meant.  In-Bed technologies means the shirt image is run two times with a new kind of ink to ensure the color will never run and the image will not fade or look like crap after numerous washes.

Chemical Guys Shirt Disclaimer: All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced by any means without the written permission of Chemical Guys MFG. CO. We are sorry if we offend you, have offended you or will offend you in the near future,  we don't mean it;  just laugh.  Life is short have fun. No cute fur-bearing animals were harmed during the creation of this shirt. Not tested on animals or even really hairy people. Allergy alert: may contain nutmeg, but we doubt it. Return for refund where applicable. Not recommended for persons with sugar-restricted diets. Batteries not included -- best of luck finding them. Shirt is unisex meaning that both men and women can wear it,  even at the same time. Shirt was manufactured for left handed people as well as right handed ones. Proud sponsor of the 1954 Penguin Olympic games in Antarctica. May cause women to become strangely attracted to you while wearing the shirt. Constant wear of the shirt without ever taking it off may cause irritability, sleeplessness or smell after prolonged use, so please take it off and wash it. Contents under pressure.  Warning: Do not reuse the shirt to dry your car. Do not whip people with shirt when it is wet, especially in the eyes. Safe to be  worn around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to wear the shirt instead of you.  Do not use wear shirt next to old power lines. This product not intended for use as a dental drill. This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commission Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances. Keep out of reach of children who eat shirts. Do not use as an ice cream topping. Tear open packet and use. Directions: Use like regular shirt. May contain white shirt with logo.  Do not eat shirt if allergic to canned refried beans with bacon flavor. The health information contained herein is provided for educational purposes only and is not intended to replace discussions with a healthcare provider. All decisions regarding shirt purchase must be made with a friend or cardholder. CAUTION: It is not a life saving device. Do not use while sleeping. You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. Fits one head. Do not turn upside down.  Product will be hot after heating. Do not drive car or operate machinery while wearing the shirt, drunk. For indoor or outdoor use only. Not to be used for the other use. Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you. This product not tested on bears. Not to be used as a blanket or as protection from a tornado. Do not throw baby out with bath water. Not meant as substitute for human companionship.  Caution: The shirt should not be fed to fish. Do not use while sleeping or unconscious. Do not place this product into any electronic equipment. Shirt cannot protect any part of the body it does not cover. Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks. Not intended for highway use. Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth. Not suitable for children aged 6 months or less. Warning: knives are sharp objects may puncture shirt! Warning: has not been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice. Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage. Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death. Do not use orally after using rectally. Remove plastic before wearing. Caution - Do not use this shirt to strike any solid object. Instructional video on wearing shirt will be available for viewing on this website shortly.

The product information provided about this shirt is intended for humans, residents of earth and even some foreigners. If you are an alien or extraterrestrial sizes may very. 

Although erections lasting for more than 8 hours while wearing the shirt are rare, we recommend you contact a physician if incidents occur more then 2 times a day.

Important safety information: This Shirt is not intended as a cure, or means of treating erectile dysfunction (ED).  Discuss your general health status with your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough to purchase this shirt and engage in sexual activity while wearing it. If you experience chest pain, nausea, or any other discomforts while wearing this shirt please discontinue use.

If you are older than age 95, or have serious liver or kidney problems, your doctor may start you at the lowest shirt purchase quantity maybe 4-5 shirts a year. Wearing this shirt is not a cure for boredom, however wearing a cool "Chemical Guys Shirt" may result in making a friend...of the opposite sex...That's nice. Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only. BHT was not added to preserve freshness. Caution: this product has caused customers to order again, often times 2-4 shirts at a time. Purchase of this Chemical Guys Shirt may cause addiction, though no tests have proven addiction, we can guarantee you will like it ..... a lot. Shake well before using. No vacuum tubes or other user-serviceable parts inside. Not to be combined with medication except under the advice of a physician. Avoid prolonged exposure to ultraviolet light. The truth is out there, good luck finding it. Use no hooks. Not intended for use by children or liberals under the age of five. Printed on un-recycled dead trees and we're proud of it. Extra plush, absorbent, exceptionally soft, lint-free.  Not recommended to be washed with microfiber towels that were heavily saturated with wax or polish. Surgeons General Warning: Quitting Smoking Now greatly Reduces Risk to your health while wearing this shirt.  Not to ever be worn with other companies promotional shirts.... ever.  Please drink responsibly while wearing the shirt. Wear deodorant, your friends will thank you.   Have fun, and smile. Life is short don't be a dick.

Thanks,

Chemical Guys Humor Department

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