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HAVE YOU SEEN A SASQUATCH?
SASQUATCH MAXIMUS HAS ONE BIG STASH
SASQUATCH 2 PACK MORE STASH FOR YOU.
Millions swear to have seen it but very few have put there hands on the
Sasquatch Maximus "STASH".. The Sasquatch Maximus or “Stash” for short
as we call-em here at
Chemical Guys is every the fattest, thickest, fluffiest and furriest we
have even seen.
We finally captured
the sasquatch! The Sasquatch Maximus or “Stash” is one big mother.
Thick and harry just like you imagined a Sasquatch being. Weighing in
at a traumatizing 880
+g/m2
this secret fur-ball will astound you.
The
Sasquatch Maximus is described in reports as a large 16” x 16” ape-like
microfiber creature, ranging almost an inch in thickness.
Weighing in excess of
880
+g/m2 and covered in rare
majestic extremely soft microfiber-ish hair Stash is one “BIG FOOT”
above the rest.
Alleged witnesses have described it as “
HUGE” and “ Extremely Fluffy” with an amazingly soft silk edging.
Sasquatch Maximus is commonly reported to attract a lot of attention
due to it’s extremely thick furry microfiber construction.
Any sightings of the Sasquatch must be
immediately reported. Do not be afraid these enormously absorbent
animals are very friendly and all surface safe. They like to be kept in
cars and large garages. If you get your Sasquatch dirty please be kind
and use Sasquatch approved “Micorfiber Wash” shampoo to assure delicate
cleansing of Sasquatch Maximus or “Stash” for short. The Sasquatch
Maxiumus usually likes to travel in packs so do not separate them or
keep them alone. Have fun with your Sasquatch.
>SILK BANDED SASQUATCH IS
MORE THEN JUST SOFT it's SCRATCH FREE thanks to silk banded edges.
MAKE IT A MONSTER- Different towels are designed for various purposes and uses, but
when the auto industry asked us to make a towel that exceeded the
quality and softness any towel before it we asked, “ How much do you
want the towel to weigh and what size?”.
880
+g/m2 is
4 times
thicker then the industry leading microfiber micro-banded towel.
> Sasquatch
Towels are crazy fuzzy, the
best 70/30 blend of polyester and polyamide. Buffs away waxes,
wipes glass without streaks, safely apply quick detailers and remove
your favorite products 100% scratch free.
Microfiber weight is calculated as, GPSM (Grams Per Square Meter)
scientifically noted as (g/m2). Thickness of a microfiber towel
is based on the thickness of the fiber, length of the loop, amount of
fibers per square inch and most importantly weight.
Why Get the Best:
Highest Quality = Faster Absorbency+ Less
Wasted Effort + Better Results in Less Time.
Over time getting cheap towel of “throw away towels” will cost more
anyways. Because Sasquatch Microfiber is 100% machine washer friendly, lint free and
fantastic it
can be washed numerous times while still retaining its original softness
and amazing absorbency.
Recommended
Maintenance:
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Be clean
no-one like dirty boxers or dirty towels so , clean up after yourself
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Easy to wash
using
MicroFiber Rejuvenator Microfiber Cleaning Detergent
Concentrate
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Always use medium gentle setting when using washing
machine.
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Always wash separate, to ensure they remain lint free.
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As with all microfiber products, never expose them to fabric softener.
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Do not use fabric softener. It will reduce their static
properties and cause the microfiber to clean/spread less effectively.
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Line/air dry or machine dry on low setting,
separately from other laundry.
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